SO WHO DO YOU BELONG TO NOW?

Nobody is coming to save you. Get up. You are to die only when it is allowed.

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Character

Hello. If you check out the books down there, you'll notice they're actually episodic in nature (not so much chapter-y like a traditional novel) So each "chapter" is only 1-5 pages short. Really quick reads. They were written with the intention of being a series. So just think of each chapter as a short episode to a long running series

Hitmen Kids - Becoming Hitmen - 2017 "Hand's Off" UPDATED
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Hitmen Kids - Becoming Hitmen - 2014 "Pain is a Lesson" UPDATED
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Hitmen Kids - Becoming Hitmen - 2014 "Glazed" NEW
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Hitmen Kids - Becoming Hitmen - 2017 "He Does That Sometimes" NEW
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Hitmen Kids - Becoming Hitmen - 2014 "Contract: Splat" NEW
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Hitmen Kids - Becoming Hitmen - 2016 "Bleach" NEW
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Hitmen Kids - Becoming Hitmen - 2016 "File 17" UPDATED
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Writing

Hitmen Kids
Hitmen Kids

Two kids: A thief and a gangster, are roped into the world of organized crime. One longs to be killed, the other will kill to live. Both make the mistake of becoming government mercenaries to earn a quick buck. They didn't expect it to be a lifetime gig.

Six
Six

An ex-gangster, a blind battle-worn ex-military, a goth, a tired divorced dad who shares a body with a literal bird, a wannabe model, and a middle schooler, share an apartment. Six very different people with very similar money problems, find themselves living together and just trying to get by in life, one monthly renting bill at a time.